Happy 50th birthday!
I sincerely apologize that it took me more than a year of your arrival into my kitchen to thaw my paranoid mind to tapping into your efficiency and speed. But ever since I have dared to try my hand at baking, your convectional abilities have empowered me to surprise family and friends with my baking fantasies, but I wonder if the latest wheat, rye and oat cake has something to do with family members and friends doing disappearing acts from their homes when I plan to surprise them.
Last week when my cooking range failed me, I cannot thank you enough for standing by me. That morning I discovered that your radiating warmth is enough to cook up a breakfast of fluffy rice cakes and cups of hot tea under ten minutes. You are forgiven for altering the molecular structure of food in the heating process, as for a generation of humans like us who are thriving on chemically-treated vegetables and fruits, hormone-addled poultry and meat, hyper processed salty snacks – a few changes at the molecular level means nothing at all.
When President Donald Trump’s smartest advisers, Ms. Kellyanne Conway, raised concerns about microwaves spying on us, I made sure that I dressed up (at least gave up faded nightdresses that has seen better days) and sang English songs while I eyed you ( the dishwasher and the food processor) suspiciously. But the husband reassured me that no one would dare spy on our kitchen (through the microwave at least) as they would be risking their lives to ‘yeast’ poisoning and that my efforts in singing will cause them to give up spying altogether.
On your special year, I wish you more power to fill the hungry stomachs of busy women, lazy men and smart children across the world with your radiating warmth. Just in case you also spy, I also hope that your owner has the voice of a golden hen.
Yours Sincerely,
Owner
PS: I sincerely hope that no Greeting Card Giants get to read this post for that could result in ‘Microwaves Day’. This addition to the calendar might cause the companies to unanimously elect Kellyanne Conway as their brand ambassador for the ‘Microwave’ line of greeting cards!
Hahaha nice and cute post
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So glad you had a good laugh. Thank you very much , Kamal!
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Welcome friend. Have a nice day.
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You too my friend
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thanks.
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celebrate as you may with your microwave. But please leave that innocent husband of your’s alone . blame him not. After all, wasn’t he your good old pressure cooker, that must-have instrument, born eons before microwaves did as one among your kitchen armamentarium which releases pressurized steam that builds up within you from time to time?
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Haha! Being a husband yourself you seem to have a clear picture, Doctor. Thank you, Doctor!
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Hahahaha 😂😂😂😂 I used to rely on microwave for baking until I finally convinced my parents to buy an oven that had the convection feature too. 😁
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Yeah a worthy investment if you plan on trying your hand at baking. My poor microwave has stood through my thick and thin of baking, that is why this special dedication😬
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Ohh ippo madichi aaya enikk pani aayi. Idakk idakk bake cheyyan demand varum. 😂😂 Even though I love baking, laziness causes a starting trouble. 😀 I loved reading the post. Excellent dedication! 🙂
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Athey.. same here. Eppozhum supermarketileku poogumbol I see cakes and think ‘ enthinaa meedikyane njan undaakaa ennu’ but it has been a few months nothing has happened 🙄Thank you Shweta, feedback from friends is always a pleasure, a motivation that someone is looking forward to reading and with like- minded friends like you, I am absolutely lucky.
Appol class thidazhiyo?
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Hahahaa! I love my microwave …reminds me to go hug it… One of my best friends in the kitchen 🙂
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Sure you must…if you have a golden voice you must sing to it too.. you could be doing some bored spies at the other end a big favor! Thank you for stopping by!
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so cute ..Lolz
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Oh yes it is Faree😂
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I wish I could write a piece like this…! 👌
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And I wish I could take photographs like you, Indira! Yet to visit lovely friends in the garden. Will do it today. Thank you, Indira!🙏🏻
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Thank you so much…visit by other bloggers and a word of appreciation is always motivating, which I find is lacking here…
Many bloggers do not reciprocate.
BTW, no new ‘friends’ yet; will post one by evening 🙂 🙂
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I totally agree…if it writing a poem or prose or if it clicking, editing and writing facts about your picture is no easy task and some feedback from readers and friends is a boost to keep you going.
You are fantastic, Indira! Keep the pictures coming, I love to watch them and read your fact file. Specially loved the sunsets, it was beautiful.
Will check ur space in the evening then!
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Humor in truth. And a good belly laugh. If you have a flatscreen TV manufactured in the last few years, buy a few more lovely house dresses. Chips are inserted in these televisions to monitor households now. Even our cell phones and Google know most of the goings on in our lives.
But, in defense of what seems like paranoia; we are living in a very different era. Our enemies live on our shores and have been for years. I do not want another 9/11. I don’t want another school tragedy or a mall blown up.
New microwaves do have chips inside of them. So, although, buyer beware; it is for our protection as absurd as it seems.
Thoughtful, well-put, humorous post. I am going to reblog this.
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On another note: My friend who is an engineer told me that microwaves are safe. (He lives a busy life as well). Genetically modified food causes all types of diseases. It’s a shame there is not a healthier way for busy people to eat well these days. Although, back in the day, before food labeling, heaven knows what the heck we ate. 🙂
Oh, I also heard our laptops spy on us! 💻 📲
I reread your post, laughed again, and would be the first to buy your book (should you decide to write one)! Your brain level on the Richter scale must blow it up. No joke. I am most thankful for your posts. Happy Sunday. Wishing you a week of peacefulness. 🌻
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Dear Nancy, I am more than humbled reading your feedback. Thank you for making my day and many more days to come for words of encouragement from an author and poet gives me more zeal and commitment to pursue what I love most.
iIt is reassuring to know that the microwave is safe for it is one I use often enough to warm up leftovers and try my baking fantasies. There are a lot of constructing material in the web. Talking of the web, Google knows us better than our spouses ( As explained in my post I See You).
As for the spying, I will take your advice and invest in some good dresses that will come in handy as I mop the home and wage a war in the kitchen. I am wondering if I must take singing lessons too🤔
Wishing you a Happy Monday Nancy! Thank you for the re blog too! And as for the book, I need to take inspiration from you and write one too.
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Hah! How true. In fact, Google knows me better than I know myself.🛀 Hey Google, outta my bathroom.
Get a pretty mop too. One with some color and style. Give the secret agents what they crave. As a matter of fact, when you dance and sing, place some items on your counter and name them Simon Cowell, Jennifer Lopez, and Harry Connick, Jr. 😊
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😂😂😂😂and then poison them with yeast!
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🤣
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I just loved this one. Happy birthday to the silent worker in our kitchen. Very humorous, the intended puns, well done, my friend.
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Thank you so very much for your lovely words, Deepika! 🙏🏻
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What a fun post! So, do you think dressing up and singing to your microwave has convinced it to curb its spying efforts? 😜
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How else do you think I can poison them with yeast?😉( I just hope they are not reading this through the radiation generated by my phone😂)
Thank you, QG!
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Aha.. such a wonderful dedication..so singing can prevent intruders…hmmm..😉
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My singing can, Akhi!
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Mine too.. 💪
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Appol imagine our joint effort! They might take us to be direct employees of CIA to sing our way to keep enemies at bay😂😂😂😂
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Ha ha.. we need to give an attempt.. who knows whether we are gonna change the direction of the world
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Do not underestimate us and our voices, Akhi. We could become powerful voices😂
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Arrre..wah…can sleep well now..with that dream of changing the world..
Jokes apart..I agree with you fully on those words , never underestimate oneself and overcome imposter syndrome
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😉
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Hahahaha
It was a cute post.
I for a matter rely on my oven too, and it helps me all the time. Sure, it shows its own tantrums but then we get along.
Hope you are doing good.
Much love,
Moushmi
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Thank you very much, Moushmi! Tantrums even the gadgets and appliances of our generation throw🙄. I am doing wonderful Moushmi. 😍
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That’s good to hear, I hope you have a wonderful week ahead.
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Hilarious!
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😀
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Humourous and witty, throughly enjoyed reading this one P. Actually I am always waiting to read your posts, don’t know how I missed this one. If they soon start a day called microwave day, we know who should get the credit for it 😉😉😀
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Thank you so much, Radhika😁😁😁😁I am radiating happiness now😉 reading that warm feedback😍😘
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Hahahaha! Omg! You’re so awesome, so very awesome. The part where you talk about singing English songs while eyeing your microwave while you gave up on gowns that “have seen better days” made me laugh so hard.
I loved this post, so so much! Funny, creative and I had no idea how would you mould it towards the end, perhaps surprise ending are another reason I love your work❤
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